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Triple homicide, Total accident, but they deserved it!

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mum says i’m not to play with the other children, because they’re ‘being raised on a diet of dog-eat-dog’. i wanted to see these dog-eaters… so i waited until mum was gone… and went out to find one… and guess what? the dog eaters wear human skins… it makes them look just like us!

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nebraskaswole:

thisthinisinprogress:

lilacblossoms:

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lenny511:

Dwayne “The Rock” Johnson, one of the worlds coolest celebrities both on, and off the set. 

The Rock is literally one of my favorite people

if you don’t like the Rock we can’t be friends

…Why isn’t there a reality tv show based around him just cooking food. and eating. and feeding people. and being cool.

w h y

I love himmmmmm

Fun fact. “The Rock” has single handedly contributed more to make a wish foundation than anyone else on the face of this earth.

ITS BACK

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cassowarhea:

lostbeasts:

i will forever be dumbfounded by the SHEER SIZES of some prehistoric animals i mean

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holy

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friggin

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shit

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i still think HORSES are big but

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would you

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just

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cOULD YOU IMAGINE

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FUCK

does that second thing have fucking KNIFE FINGERS

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merlinsbane:

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yungterra:

destiny is one of 2014’s most anticipated first-person shooters

IM FUCKING CRYING

Aye

this is just literally the best like this is humanity’s last hope, these guardians are trained to the highest degree, these fuckers have been chosen by a giant floating thing that literally came to earth and said “well these people seem useful” and here we all are dancing on top of lightpoles. i give you humanity’s last hope: grooving their way to victory

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